the storyteller
Oen. 22 tahun. Cuma orang gila, kok, cuekin aja! ;-)
Bukannya mau show off *toh dreamweaver saya ga jago-jago amat. cuma pengen berbagi aja, kok. Kali - kali tulisan saya bisa berguna, gitu. bikin nyengir kek, bikin mikir kek, ato sukur - sukur bisa menginspirasi yang ngebacanya.. hehe *ngarep*
Eh, sebenernya, ini blog kedua saya. tapi setelah sekian tahun saya maen disana, sekarang jadinya too crowded, dan saya memutuskan untuk pindah. teteeeupp, gratisan. amin. *lho*
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Kenapa harus sunflower (bunga matahari) - simply, karena saya mengagumi mereka :-), mereka selalu hidup berkoloni - seperti kita, berteman - it's about friendship. Dan selalu mencari arah matahari - seperti kita yang seharusnya selalu mencari Tuhan kita - it's about hope and loyalty. yuk blajar dari bunga matahari!
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orang kaya?
Saturday, March 31, 2007 12:17 PM.
Storytelling by oen.
Belakangan ini, seorang temen sering mengusik gue dengan mesej - mesejnya yang kira - kira mengubek trend beberapa taun lalu gitu deh.
Isi mesej-nya? ngga lain dan ngga bukan adalah tawaran ikut bisnis MLM.
Bukannya gue anti MLM or what, ya, tapi.. uhh, please dooooong!
Pertama - tama gue dapet SMS yang isinya lebih dari 160 karakter. Alias panjang banget! Dan di beberapa ponsel mungkin isi sms-nya di link menjadi 2, atau mungkin 3 sms - mengingat betapa panjang sms tawaran yang dia kirimin buat gue (dan beberapa korban lagi - pastinya).
Isinya mungkin menggiurkan. Cuma dengan beberapa puluh ribu perak, dan klik satu alamat situs di net, voila! kita bakal officially punya penghasilan tiap bulannya, balik modal pula. (tapi ngga ditulis betapa kita harus cari downline yang superbanyak untuk bisa bikin kita seperti itu - huh)
Belom lagi satu copy yang seriiiiiiiiiiiiingg banget muncul waktu penawaran bisnis MLM itu sampe ke kuping kita. "kita beda.. nggak kayak MLM yang laen..." padahal sih, kalo ditelaah, sama - sama wae.. heuuuuu
Cukup menggiurkan, tapi buat gue nggak tuh. So i decided to ignore it.
Tapi ternyata si temen gue ini cukup gigih bo! Selain SMS, dia juga kirim bulbo* di FS, bertubi - tubi dengan judul - yang - dia - pikir - menjual - dan - menarik - padahal - cheapo itu, with ALL CAPS on it. halah!!
Yah, cuma bulbo, it's okay. gue masih bisa ignore kok. Tapi ternyata dia nggak kapok, bo.
Dia mulai kirim mesej via yahoo mesengger, yang emang nggak terlalu sering gue pake.. ok deh.. masih bisa dicuekin, kok.
Suatu hari, dia sempet manggil gue di MSN, plus invite beberapa orang pula. jadi di satu room gitu dia kirim lagi itu mesej terkutuk - yang - cuma - di - copy - paste. damn! setelah itu, dia ngabur deh dari room itu.
MALES KAN!?!?
jadi gue panggil dia lagi.. cuma buat sedikit nyindir kelakuan noraknya itu.. dan dia malah jadi nawarin gue, lho!? promosi teroooosss
setelah gue tolak tolak tolak dan tolak, ini kata pamungkasnya : "soalnya yg ngalemin orang deket gue sendiri.. jadi gue percaya..."
YEAH RIGHT. how many times i should tell you that I'M NOT INTERESTED?!!??!
setelah agak lama, dia ga ngusik2 gue lagi, gue pikir dia udah tobat.. tapi ternyataaaaaa.... suatu hari dia manggil gue lagi di MSN pake kalimat, "tes.. tes..." dan voila! tiba - tiba ada beberapa orang yang lagi dia invite-in gitu!!!!!!
@!$@#&^#$%#%&#$#
Emang setelah yg terakhir itu, gue tegesin kalo gue ga mau dan dia udah mulai ngeganggu hidup gue, dia ga pernah ngusik gue lagi dengan bisnis malesinnya itu..
dan postingan ini sama sekali nggak mau nyindir lo semua yang emang hobi ngelobi orang lewat bisnis macem MLM begini.. but some people acted like shit, tau nggak lo? and sadly, some of them are friends of mine..
OK deh lo mau jadi kaya, or whatever your intention really was. Tapi tolong dong, caranya mbok yaa jangan kampungan kaya gitu.. dan tanpa sadar, mementingkan kepentingan lo sendiri - dan tau - tau pas lo sadar hubungan lo sama temen - temen lo udah gak sebaik dulu gara - gara cara nawarin yang nggak classy itu tadi..
dan dalem kasus gue, gue udah cukup males sama orang ini, yang tadinya gue consider sebagai salah satu temen baik gue, walopun sekarang udah jarang banget ketemu dia...
gue emang ga pernah tertarik sama bisnis MLM macem apapun. gue cuma punya satu keanggotaan di perusahaan MLM yang namanya AM**Y, dan itu juga karena gue butuh produk mereka untuk gue pake sendiri!
mungkin gue ga bakat jadi sales door-to-door kayak beberapa orang, dan gue ga minat. sama aja kalo ditanya "kenapa lo ga jadi SPG aja sih?", yang waktu kuliah dulu sering banget mampir ke gue.
mendingan mau jadi orang kaya, tapi bersusah - susah dahulu berenang - renang ketepian, atau
mau jadi orang kaya, tapi bikin orang lain susah - susah, dan ga peduli lo bakal berenang ke tepian, atau malah setengah berharap lo tenggelem sebelom sampe ditepi - sebagai kompensasi kelakuan lo yang bikin kesel itu?
*)Bulbo = bulletin board ; salah satu fitur di fs
~ Have a great day. GOD bless you! |
oh weekenddd
Sunday, March 25, 2007 4:40 PM.
Storytelling by oen.
kenapa weekend terasa cepet banget berlalu?
sometimes i wish we had more than just 24 hours a day (for weekend only) *sigh*
~ Have a great day. GOD bless you! |
balada teh hijau
Saturday, March 17, 2007 1:16 AM.
Storytelling by oen.
TAU NGGAK SIHHH?
dikantor lagi pada hobi minum teh hijau - alesannya simpel, gara2 gue bilang teh ijo itu bagus buat bakar lemak, ampir tiap abis makan siang, anak2 pada nyeduh teh ijo.
sektris kita, jane, lebih gila lagi, dia nunggu sampe teh ijo-nya ngendep, baru diminum. apa iya sih, makin pait, makin cepet ngebakar lemaknya? hmm...
gue sendiri udah mulai bosen minum teh ijo, malah lebih naksir sirup markisa yang dikasih client beberapa minggu yang lalu. tapi selalu berakhir dengan cukup minum air putih aja.. alesannya cuma satu!
speaking about bakar lemak, emang kita2 lagi pada mau bakar lemak. ada yang mau ngurusin badan juga sih niatnya, tapi kalo gue lebih ke bakar lemak di daerah2 sensitif (baca: perut - paha - tangan! grr)
semakin berniat olahraga dan bakar lemak, tentunya, gue malah semakin tergiur untuk ngemil setiap saat & makan gila2an. ahh nasib, kaul gak ngemil sampe mei, pupus sudah dlm itungan minggu.
tapi niat gue sih emang pure bakar lemak aja, karena gue udah ngerasa cukup dengan badan yang memang menggemuk ini. Selain katanya lebih seger, ada yg bilang lebih sekel, lebih berisi. Dulu kan, kayak tulang jalan - ga heran selalu "dicintai" anjing.. huh.
berat badan juga herannya stabil. timbangan yang aneh...
masalah yg plg pokok sih, perut. huhhhh bentji! kalo di tangan sih, kendalanya cuma jadi nggak bisa pake tangan buntung - pdhl suka :-( kalo paha sih, masalah intern aja hahahaa uwekk
hari ini pacar ultah (tgl 16) - glad he's happy with the present. hehehe :-)
and anyway, zeno, maaf ga liat lo.. but thanks anyway to let me thru hehehe...
and THANK GOD it's friday - coz it means tomorrow is saturday, followed by sunday - and plus an off damn monday. yeeaaahhh long weekend, at last!
bersukacitalah wahai para karyawan karyawati! :-)
have a very blessed long long weekend!
~ Have a great day. GOD bless you! |
bulan - bulanan
Thursday, March 15, 2007 6:33 PM.
Storytelling by oen.
FEBRUARY=SMARTS
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
yg di garis miring..... hmmm, masa sih!?
pick your month yourselves!
JANUARY=SHYNESS
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hot. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attracti ve personality. Very! Sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk a lot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt ! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
APRIL=THUG
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.
MAY=SEXY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
JUNE=Metal Head
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Not easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
JULY=ATTITUDE
Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. No self control. Kind hearted. Self confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.
AUGUST=FLIRT
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an August brithday. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
SEPTEMBER=LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
OCTOBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
NOVEMBER=SWEETY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
DECEMBER=BEAUTY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
~ Have a great day. GOD bless you! |
menikmati hidup..
Sunday, March 11, 2007 11:33 PM.
Storytelling by oen.
Hari ini gue mencoba untuk menikmati hidup.. ga bersungut - sungut dan ga mikir negatif terhadap semua hal..
dimulai dari bangun supersiang, yeahhh, gue berhasil menampik semua cercaan temen2 gue yang kebetulan hari ini ada latihan siang - siang dirumah gue sama si koko.. semua cercaan itu gue tampik dengan hati lapang..
setelah itu, melewati hari minggu yang, geez, kenapa selalu terasa cepet banget, ya? ahh, hampiiiir aja gue bersungut - sungut lagi sama kenyataan yang satu ini.. tanpa sadar gue ngetik ini juga udah beberapa menit menuju hari senin lagi.. huffff
Hari senin, rasanya eneq aja untuk ngelaluin sekali lagi weekdays, alias hari kerja, monday to friday, 9 to 5. belum lagi dengan kerjaan yang superbanyak dan atasan yang superintimidatif itu.. hhh, frustasi booo'
Setiap ketemu weekend, rasanya yaa seneng - seneng benci.. apalagi kalo udah hari sabtu, udah malem.. duuuwwh, rasanya udah keburu kebayang - bayang lamanya weekdays berlangsung, seperti biasanya terjadi..
tapi seperti yang gue bilang tadi.. gue hari ini mau mencoba menikmati hidup.. tapi belom tentu besok gue bisa menikmati hidup seperti hari ini... makin dihindari makin kena telek.. come onnn, bring them onnnnnn!!!
pacar udah mau ultah, bingung mau kasih apa, deadline-nya near weekend besok. pusiiiiiiiiiingggg!@#$@#
semoga besok ga banyak kerjaan, tapi waktu kerasa cepet berlalu dan tau - tau ngga berasa udah weekend lagi. amin.
ahhh boo.. menikmati hidup... menikmati hidup.. yeah rite!
~ Have a great day. GOD bless you! |
sebuah doa
Thursday, March 08, 2007 9:35 PM.
Storytelling by oen.
"God,
grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change
the courage to change the things i cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill today
because they pissed me off.
and also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that i may have to kiss tomorrow.
help me to always give 100% at work, 12% on monday, 23% on tuesday, 40% on wednesday, 20% on thrusday, and 5% on friday
and help me to remember...
when i'm having really a bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that i takes 42 muscles to frown
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me...
Amen."
Amin!
Ps. Thanks to zno yang udah berbaik hati memberikan pencerahan yang begiiiiiiiiituuu indahnya di hari yang not-so-good ini.
pesen dari zno : SOUND IT TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaa.. thanks to make today not-so-bad for me. Arigatou gozaimashita! (dan untuk ngingetin kalo bos gue emang ngga lebih pinter dari gue, juga untuk pepatah YOUR BOSS MY ENEMY itu. hahahahaa
~ Have a great day. GOD bless you! |
sweet like chocolate...
Monday, March 05, 2007 10:15 PM.
Storytelling by oen.
Sore itu aku memandang wajahnya. Wajah yang sudah lama sekali tidak ku lihat. Ia masih sama seperti dulu, ketika terakhir kali aku bertemu dengannya. Memandangnya. Memperhatikannya.
Ia tersenyum sesekali. Mengajakku bersenda gurau. Sore yang indah itu kami habiskan dengan ngobrol - ngobrol ringan dan bercanda. Seperti sedia kala. Ahh, tanpa sadar terlintas dipikiranku.. memang sudah lama sekali aku tidak melihatnya.. tiba - tiba aku merasa kalau aku memang benar - benar merindukan senyumannya. Ya, senyumannya yang barusan saja ia lakukan.
Suara air mengalir terdengar jelas di telingaku. Tetapi suara itu tidak menghalangiku untuk tetap bisa memfokuskan diriku padanya. pada apa yang ia katakan.. Samar - samar suara ikan berkecipak - kecipuk seakan menggodaku. Seakan - akan mereka bisa melihat kami. Jujur saja, aku merasa mereka memperhatikan kami sejak tadi. hihihi..
Dia masih seperti yang dulu. tidak berubah. Bahkan ketika kami tiba pada pembicaraan serius yang mengacu ke arah romantis... dia memang tidak romantis, dan masih seperti yang dulu, ia lagi - lagi merusak suasana itu. Suasana yang jarang - jarang terjadi itu!! Grr..
Aku memanyunkan bibirku tanda protes. Dahiku yang sedari tadi dikerutkan tanda kesal sudah menorehkan tanda pada kulit dahiku. Paling - paling ia tertawa. menggodaku.
Sampai pembicaraan itu terbuka. Topik yang selaaaaaalu menyalakan api sumbuku. Topik yang selalu jadi favoritku. Topik yang selalu ingin kuwujudkan bersamanya. Ya, hanya dia seorang.
"Kamu yakin?"
Ia mengangguk, sebagai balasan dari pertanyaanku.
"Kok bisa?"
"Yaaa..."
Huh. nggak menjawab, gitu lhooo!
Aha! saat itu aku tahu apa yang harus aku keluarkan dari mulutku. Dan tentu saja ini sudah menjadi kebiasaan kami.
"Dasar katro!"
"Emang.. kok mau sama orang katro?"
"HHH...." *nafas dihela panjang - panjang* "Abis gimana lagi.. udah terlanjur baru tau kalo kamu katro.."
"#$@$^@$"
Aku tersenyum mengingat itu dan kembali ke bumi. Kembali memandangnya yang juga memandangku.
"Kan aku katro.."
Pasti jawabannya masih seputar 'terlanjur' itu deh. Pasti. PASTI. PASTI! Spekulasi, deh, walaupun aku tahu, suasana seperti ini jarang sekali terjadi diantara kami.
Tanpa berlama - lama, setelah aku berkata seperti itu, jawaban itu langsung meluncur dari wajahnya yang masih pada setel'an serius dan matanya menatapku tajam.
"Aku juga.."
"...." *speechless*
Aku tersenyum dalam hati. Mungkin kamu ngga romantis. Dan aku tau kamu nggak bakal pernah bisa jadi romantis. But you can be so sweet sometimes.. in a sarcastic way - that's why i love you, THAT much. And i know you love me THAT much, too.
:-) i love you baby!
~ Have a great day. GOD bless you! |